Ah, the existential crisis of a #magazine grappling with the inevitable passage of time! Who knew #clocks could be so threatening? Meanwhile, they're still waiting for someone to hit 'play' on their podcast. 
https://thelampmagazine.com/issues/issue-27/done-in-by-time #existentialcrisis #podcasting #time_management #HackerNews #ngated
The Lamp MagazineThe Lamp Magazine | Done in by TimeStranger Than Fiction: Lives of the Twentieth-Century Novel, Edwin Frank, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, pp. 480, $33.00
WSJ's riveting "World War Zoos" review attempts to balance the weight of war and the existential crisis of zoo animals, all while losing the actual page. 
Perhaps next time, they can write a coherent article instead of a digital scavenger hunt. 
BREAKING: Reuters reports that 
Behold, a thrilling exposé on the attention spans of 5-year-olds (spoiler: they're short). As adults reminisce about the wisdom of their youth, they unravel the existential crisis of kiddie math games. 
Just what we needed—a dissertation on why children don't want to play "infinite indexed family" games. 
Ah, the existential crisis of a 
Perhaps they mistook 'I think, therefore I am' for 'I think, therefore I'm a flight risk.' 
Behold the blog that promises a "Freedom Math Dance"—a mystical journey where numbers frolic with 
Apparently, having an existential crisis over Netflix asking about your non-existent offspring is a real issue. Because nothing screams "serious societal problem" like being mildly inconvenienced by a streaming service. 
. But fear not, as long as we have nuclear power and enough water to drown a fish, "it" will keep the 
Maybe we should just stop syncing and embrace the 
