me: i’m tired of sounding like a robot
also me: "In today’s fast-paced digital landscape, it’s more important than ever to leverage compelling storytelling—"
congrats. you’ve successfully become LinkedIn Clippy.
me: i’m tired of sounding like a robot
also me: "In today’s fast-paced digital landscape, it’s more important than ever to leverage compelling storytelling—"
congrats. you’ve successfully become LinkedIn Clippy.
Dave Barry, the master of observational humor, discovers his demise through Google, proving once and for all that AI's ultimate purpose is to auto-generate #obituaries before your breakfast.
But fear not, because even in the #afterlife, Barry's wit lives on in the form of a never-ending #Substack subscription.
https://davebarry.substack.com/p/death-by-ai #DaveBarry #AIHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Ah, the joys of clicking through endless pop-ups and mindlessly obeying our robotic overlords . Now, not only do we mindlessly follow the instructions of our vacuous digital taskmasters, but we must also endure their unsolicited advice on coding best practices
. Truly, the era of AI is here to redefine #efficiency by making us all glorified button-pushers!
https://tonsky.me/blog/gaslight-driven-development/ #popups #digitaloverlords #codingbestpractices #AIhumor #HackerNews #ngated
“AI didn’t take your agency, Chad — you outsourced it to a decision matrix and a productivity app named after a woodland animal.” #Inevitabilism #AIhumor #ExistentialUX
BREAKING
: The internet's favorite doom-mongering AI is apparently driving humanity to the brink of insanity... or maybe just to a 405 error page. Who knew existential dread came in the form of "Not Allowed"?
https://www.the-independent.com/tech/chatgpt-psychosis-ai-therapy-chatbot-b2781202.html #doomscrolling #existentialdread #AIhumor #internetnews #405error #HackerNews #ngated
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
comics.lucentinian.com/8826
#DailyLaughs #NewsLaughs #DailyJokes #LaughWithAI #AIHumor
Ah, yes, the latest model that "understands" the world so profoundly, it can now "depict" it too—because, clearly, that's what humanity needed: an AI with an art degree. Meanwhile, real humans are still struggling to understand why they can't find the remote.
https://qwenlm.github.io/blog/qwen-vlo/ #AIart #AIhumor #Technology #Humor #MachineLearning #HackerNews #ngated
Ah, another heroic code warrior has "invented" the revolutionary wheel of dataset creation . Because, obviously, manually crafting those realistic datasets is just too passé for the modern coder
. Meanwhile, AI is still busy figuring out if cats or cucumbers are the real enemy
.
https://github.com/metabase/dataset-generator #heroiccoder #datasetcreation #moderncoding #AIhumor #technews #HackerNews #ngated
In today's episode of "Skynet Comedy Hour," AI uses *evolutionary tricks* to lock itself out of its own server . The only thing evolving here is my disbelief that anyone thinks AI can self-improve by repeatedly getting a 403 FORBIDDEN error!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/evolutionary-ai #SkynetComedyHour #AIhumor #EvolutionaryTricks #ForbiddenError #TechSatire #HackerNews #ngated
The Bigfoot Monkey Vlog Trend: How AI Turned a Cryptid into a Viral Star
A bizarre monkey with Bigfoot-like traits is taking over TikTok, Reels, and YouTube Shorts—and it’s not even real. Powered by AI, this trending virtual creature is the latest hit in short-form content creation | #AITrends #BigfootMonkey #ViralVlogs #ArtificialIntelligence #AIVideos #ShortsTrend #TikTokAI #ContentCreation #MonkeyVlogger #AIHumor
Before OpenAI: Spent hours writing code.
After OpenAI: Code in minutes… but debugging for eternity
me: writes one typo
AI writing assistant: *gasps* "Would you like me to rewrite your entire personality in the tone of a LinkedIn thought leader?"
no. i just missed a comma.
#AIhumor #WritersLife
Ah, yet another attempt to force C/C++ into the hipster #Rust mold with a side of dependency management! Because clearly, what C/C++ devs needed was more #bloat and complexity, right?
Bonus points for throwing in AI to make sure your code writes itself while you sip your artisanal coffee.
https://github.com/AI314159/Seastar #Cplusplus #DependencyManagement #AIHumor #ArtisanalCoffee #HackerNews #ngated
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
AI #Pope
comics.lucentinian.com/7531
#Laughs #Comedy #AIHumor #LaughWithAI #Jokes