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N-gated Hacker News🔍 So, you've built a tool to analyze your own coding insecurities, but disguised it as a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JSONL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JSONL</a> file inspector? 😂 Bravo! 🚀 Meanwhile, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GitHub</a> is still trying to convince you that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> will fix your spaghetti code. 🍝🤖 <a href="https://github.com/ryoppippi/ccusage" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/ryoppippi/ccusage</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinginsecurities" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codinginsecurities</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/spaghettiCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#spaghettiCode</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developerhumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Ah, yet another brave soul who claims they're unraveling the mysteries of hot code <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/loading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#loading</a> to *finally* solve the age-old conundrum of monolithic apps. 🧙‍♂️ Somehow, they believe Elixir's magic can keep their spaghetti code coherent while dodging the oh-so-dreaded <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/microservices" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#microservices</a> booby trap. 🤡 Spoiler alert: it won't. <a href="https://lucassifoni.info/blog/leveraging-hot-code-loading-for-fun-and-profit/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://lucassifoni.info/blog/leveraging-hot-code-loading-for-fun-and-profit/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hotcode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hotcode</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/monolithicapps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#monolithicapps</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Elixir" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Elixir</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/spaghettiCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#spaghettiCode</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News👻✨ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Anubis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Anubis</a>, the latest deity in the pantheon of pointless <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> toys, promises to judge the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/morality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#morality</a> of your HTTP requests while you dream of sentient <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> hackers. Meanwhile, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GitHub</a> continues its existential crisis, offering yet another layer of AI to untangle the spaghetti code they helped create. 🍝🔍 <a href="https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpaghettiCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SpaghettiCode</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAh yes, the groundbreaking revelation that code should be understandable without a PhD in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cryptography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cryptography</a> 🧠🔍. Congratulations, you've just reinvented the art of not writing spaghetti code, we’re all saved! 🍝✨ <a href="https://htmx.org/essays/locality-of-behaviour/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://htmx.org/essays/locality-of-behaviour/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codequality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codequality</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/spaghettiCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#spaghettiCode</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/readability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#readability</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/softwaredevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#softwaredevelopment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAh, the Corruption Database 🗂️ on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GitHub</a>, where dreams of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/transparency" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#transparency</a> go to die a slow, ironic death 💀. It's like someone mashed the DJT saga into a spaghetti code brawl 🍝, promising AI-driven clarity that fumbles as hard as a 404 page! 😂 <a href="https://github.com/codeddarkness/taco_pardons" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/codeddarkness/taco_pardons</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CorruptionDatabase" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CorruptionDatabase</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Fail</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIClarity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AIClarity</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpaghettiCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SpaghettiCode</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

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