Court Cantrell will not comply<p>Was sitting at kitchen table. Nothing I'm consciously aware of made me look up at that very moment. But the instant after I looked--it dropped. When I tell y'all that I almost destroyed my kitchen in my utter panicked scramble to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GTFO" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GTFO</span></a> 😳😳😳😫😫😫</p><p>It dropped 3", then scurried merrily back up like an innocent. Li'l fucker. </p><p>Introducing: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PhidippusAudax" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PhidippusAudax</span></a>, aka the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BoldJumpingSpider" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BoldJumpingSpider</span></a>, aka George. </p><p>Not sure where George is atm. WHICH CONCERNS ME</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/spiders" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>spiders</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpidersfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpidersfMastodon</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/arachnophobe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>arachnophobe</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Oklahoma" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Oklahoma</span></a></p>