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Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Well sir," snapped the fragile little creature, "if you could be a little cool about it..." "Look," said Zaphod. "I'm up to here with cool, okay? I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis. Now will you move before I blow it?"<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotZaphod opened the door of the box and stepped in. Inside the box he waited. After five seconds there was a click, and the entire Universe was there in the box with him.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotIt wasn't merely that their left hand didn't always know what their right hand was doing, so to speak; quite often their right hand had a pretty hazy notion as well.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotThe Guide had some advice to offer on drunkenness. "Go to it," it said, "and good luck." It was cross-referenced to the entry concerning the size of the Universe and the ways of coping with that.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"I think it may be something unimaginably dangerous." "And you sent it to me?" protested Arthur. "Safest place I could think of. I thought I could rely on you to be absolutely boring and not open it."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotGazing up at a god's crotch can do wonders for a person's lack of low self-esteem.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot“Funny,” he intoned funereally, “how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.”<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Why are we surrounded by squirrels, and what do they want?" "I've been pestered by squirrels all night," said Arthur. "They keep on trying to give me magazines and stuff."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotSomewhere on a fetid, fog-bound mud bank on Vogsphere there stands, surrounded by the dirty, broken and empty carapaces of the last few jeweled scuttling crabs, a small stone monument which marks the place where, it is thought, the species Vogon Vogonblurtus first arose. On the monument there is carved an arrow which points away, into the fog, under which is inscribed in plain, simple letters the words "The buck stops there."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed," Marvin said.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotHe reached out and pressed an invitingly large red button on a nearby panel. The panel lit up with the words Please do not press this button again.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotIt was for the sake of this day that he had first decided to run for the Presidency, a decision which had sent waves of astonishment throughout the Imperial Galaxy—Zaphod Beeblebrox? President? Not the Zaphod Beeblebrox? Not the President? Many had seen it as a clinching proof that the whole of known creation had finally gone bananas.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotSeveral billion trillion tons of superhot exploding hydrogen nuclei rose slowly above the horizon and managed to look small, cold and slightly damp.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"The insurance business is completely screwy now. You know they've reintroduced the death penalty for insurance company directors?" "Really?" said Arthur. "No, I didn't. For what offense?" Trillian frowned. "What do you mean, offense?" "I see."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?" "How much?" said Arthur. "None at all," said Mr. Prosser.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotA tremendous feeling of peace came over him. He knew that at last, for once and for ever, it was now all, finally, over.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotMarvin droned, Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness don't engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night. He paused to gather artistic and emotional strength to tackle the next verse. Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotIf any of them had chosen to look out of the window at that moment, they would have been startled by the sight of Ford Prefect dropping past them to his certain death and flipping the finger at them.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

T_X<a href="https://chaos.social/@afelia" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@afelia</a> ein unendlich langes Handtuch? (Weil man in die eine Richtung kein Ende findet, muss es unendlich lang sein. Und Handtücher sind halt das praktischste Utensil im Universum nach dem <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a>)

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