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N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀✨ Behold, the latest marvel from the tech wizards: an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/API" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>API</span></a> so fast it'll leave you questioning your own mortality! But don't worry, it's powered by <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a>, so you can be sure it's smarter than the average bear... or developer. 🙃🔍<br><a href="https://github.com/meilisearch/meilisearch" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">github.com/meilisearch/meilise</span><span class="invisible">arch</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techinnovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techinnovation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/speed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>speed</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developerhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mortals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mortals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>PEP 750: Because Python developers really needed another way to bicker over string formatting, amirite? 😏 Now with more authors than actual uses for it. 🤷‍♂️ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/InnovativeConfusion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>InnovativeConfusion</span></a><br><a href="https://peps.python.org/pep-0750/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">peps.python.org/pep-0750/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PEP750" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PEP750</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PEPs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PEPs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PythonDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PythonDevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StringFormatting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StringFormatting</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🧐 Oh, sure, because what every developer wants is to turn their Git repo into a game show! 🎉 Why fix bugs when you can quiz your colleagues on commit history? 🥳 Next up: Scrabble with stack traces! 🤦‍♂️<br><a href="https://justinpaulson.github.io/git_game_show/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">justinpaulson.github.io/git_ga</span><span class="invisible">me_show/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developerhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gitgameshow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gitgameshow</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/commitquiz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>commitquiz</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techfun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techfun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/softwaredevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>softwaredevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Ah yes, because what we really needed in 2023 was yet another <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/protocol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>protocol</span></a> acronym 🤦‍♂️. Google's A2A: the exciting new way for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Android" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Android</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Chrome" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Chrome</span></a>, and other <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buzzwords</span></a> to pretend they can talk to each other 🤖💬. Spoiler: it's mostly just developers telling each other, "we don't quite know what we're doing either" 🤷‍♀️.<br><a href="https://developers.googleblog.com/en/a2a-a-new-era-of-agent-interoperability/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">developers.googleblog.com/en/a</span><span class="invisible">2a-a-new-era-of-agent-interoperability/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/A2A" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>A2A</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developerhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🌟🤖 Ah, yes—Coroot! The latest hipster attempt to dethrone the mighty <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DataDog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DataDog</span></a>, promising to shower you with 'actionable insights' ✨🤯 while you drown in yet another ocean of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/metrics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>metrics</span></a>, logs, and traces. Because clearly, what every developer needs is even *more* dashboards to ignore! 🚀💾<br><a href="https://github.com/coroot/coroot" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/coroot/coroot</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Coroot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Coroot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ActionableInsights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ActionableInsights</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀 Presenting the miraculous Sculptor! 🎨 The tool that will *totally* catch all your coding mistakes while you bask in the glory of editing in your fave code editor. Because, clearly, what developers need now is another sandbox to play in while pretending they’re actually working. 🤡<br><a href="https://imbue.com/product/sculptor/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">imbue.com/product/sculptor/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sculptor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sculptor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingTool" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingTool</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodeEditor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodeEditor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SoftwareDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SoftwareDevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🍕 Wow, a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PHP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PHP</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/framework" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>framework</span></a> that's not dead—just bloated like a post-pizza nap. 🎉 Introducing the latest "revolution" by Jeremie: more <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bloat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bloat</span></a> on top of bloat, but hey, at least it's not <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Laravel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Laravel</span></a>, right? 🚀 Who knew reinventing the wheel could be so... bloated? 😜<br><a href="https://github.com/jeremie5/dataphyre" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/jeremie5/dataphyre</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Jeremie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jeremie</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ReinventingTheWheel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ReinventingTheWheel</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>😏 Ah, yes, the classic "Safe Rust isn't a silver bullet" revelation, because we all thought it cured cancer. 🎯 Apparently, Rust won't write flawless code for you while you sip your artisanal coffee—such betrayal! 😲🔧<br><a href="https://corrode.dev/blog/pitfalls-of-safe-rust/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">corrode.dev/blog/pitfalls-of-s</span><span class="invisible">afe-rust/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SafeRust" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SafeRust</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SafeCoding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SafeCoding</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RustLang" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RustLang</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SoftwareEngineering</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🙄 Ah, yet another "visionary" pitch for cramming <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WebAssembly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WebAssembly</span></a> into <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Swift" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Swift</span></a> as if both technologies were just waiting to be awkwardly glued together like two mismatched puzzle pieces. 🧩🚀 Because what could be more thrilling than watching the Swift Forums collectively yawn at the prospect of more WebAssembly PRs? 😂<br><a href="https://forums.swift.org/t/pitch-a-vision-for-webassembly-support-in-swift/79060" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">forums.swift.org/t/pitch-a-vis</span><span class="invisible">ion-for-webassembly-support-in-swift/79060</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechTrends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechTrends</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SwiftForums" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SwiftForums</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AwkwardTech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AwkwardTech</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🎉🤖 Behold! The revolutionary GitMCP—a service so groundbreaking you’ll need to change three letters in a URL! 🤯 Apparently, this will unlock an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> nirvana of "understanding" your tangled web of spaghetti code. 🍝 It's almost as if developers have never heard of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/documentation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>documentation</span></a> or code comments! 📝😂<br><a href="https://gitmcp.io/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">gitmcp.io/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitMCP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GitMCP</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpaghettiCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpaghettiCode</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Ah, yes, because every developer dreams of turning their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SSH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SSH</span></a> client into a Swiss Army knife for deploying yet another "world-changing" prototype 🌍🔧. Forget about REST APIs and modern <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/deployment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>deployment</span></a> pipelines; let's resurrect the command line like it's 1999! 🎉💾<br><a href="https://pico.sh/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">pico.sh/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CommandLine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CommandLine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Prototyping" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Prototyping</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechNostalgia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechNostalgia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀 Another day, another niche library no one asked for! 🤓 For those who think Zig's missing link to world domination is topological sorting, rejoice! 🎉 But beware, it comes with more buzzword salad than actual usefulness. 🥗<br><a href="https://github.com/williamw520/toposort" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/williamw520/toposort</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nichelibraries" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nichelibraries</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Zig" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Zig</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/topologicalsorting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>topologicalsorting</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwordsalad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buzzwordsalad</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developerhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Ah, the ol' "look how small my JavaScript library is" flex. 🦒 In a world where we're stuffing 163 bytes into a library, because who needs <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/readability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>readability</span></a> or maintenance anyway? 🤡 Next up, solving world hunger with emojis. 🍕🌍<br><a href="https://github.com/hassanshaikley/pico-pubsub" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">github.com/hassanshaikley/pico</span><span class="invisible">-pubsub</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JavaScriptLibrary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JavaScriptLibrary</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SmallCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SmallCode</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EmojiSolutions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EmojiSolutions</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
TechGeeksApparel<p>[ ] Light Mode<br>[X] Dark Mode<br>The only setting that matters.</p><p>🔗 <a href="https://techgeeksapparel.com/dark-mode-tech-coding-t-shirt/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">techgeeksapparel.com/dark-mode</span><span class="invisible">-tech-coding-t-shirt/</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DarkModeOn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DarkModeOn</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingLife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechWear" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechWear</span></a></p>
TechGeeksApparel<p>2B Or Not 2B? 🤔<br>Boolean logic meets Shakespeare.<br>if (2b || !2b) return "That is the question."</p><p>🔗 <a href="https://techgeeksapparel.com/2b-or-not-2b-that-is-the-question/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">techgeeksapparel.com/2b-or-not</span><span class="invisible">-2b-that-is-the-question/</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BooleanLogic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BooleanLogic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodeLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodeLife</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🤔 Oh joy, another thrilling exposé on the riveting world of disk I/O in GitHub Actions. Because clearly, what the internet needed was a dissertation on how slow pipelines are a mystery waiting to be solved by the heroes of... *checks notes*... <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/iostat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>iostat</span></a>. 🚀 Let's sprinkle some cookies and call it a day. 🍪<br><a href="https://depot.dev/blog/uncovering-disk-io-bottlenecks-github-actions-ci" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">depot.dev/blog/uncovering-disk</span><span class="invisible">-io-bottlenecks-github-actions-ci</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/diskIO" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>diskIO</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHubActions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GitHubActions</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/slowPipelines" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>slowPipelines</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techExpos%C3%A9" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techExposé</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🤦‍♂️ Ah, the classic heap panic—where developers scramble like toddlers in a playground of pointed code. 🎢 Author attempts a metaphor, but it's about as safe as a slide made of knives. Let's just say "turning it off" is the new "breathe" mantra for 2025. 🚨<br><a href="https://rachelbythebay.com/w/2025/03/26/atop/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">rachelbythebay.com/w/2025/03/2</span><span class="invisible">6/atop/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/heappanic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>heappanic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developerhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codingproblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>codingproblems</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/metaphoricalinsight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>metaphoricalinsight</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/2025mantra" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>2025mantra</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Matthew Reinbold<p>I had never heard of MCP until this week, and now seemingly it is everywhere. </p><p>It reminds me of the classic:</p><p><a href="https://opinuendo.com/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comic</span></a> <a href="https://opinuendo.com/tags/developerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developerHumor</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🖥️ Oh, joy! Now you can broadcast your cryptic terminal gibberish to the entire internet, because nothing says "cutting-edge developer" like inflicting your command line vanity project on unsuspecting web users. 😅 Surely, this is the innovation we've all been yearning for: terminal exhibitionism at its finest! 🚀<br><a href="https://github.com/tsl0922/ttyd" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/tsl0922/ttyd</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/terminalexhibitionism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>terminalexhibitionism</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/commandlineinnovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>commandlineinnovation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developerhumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techtrends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techtrends</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vanityprojects" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>vanityprojects</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Next.js is apparently the hottest thing on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GitHub</span></a> with 130K stars, but don't worry, the "corrupt middleware" is here to spice things up! 🤦‍♂️ Two "vulnerability researchers" claim they've found an "authorizing artifact"—presumably, something that authorizes us to roll our eyes at their dazzling detective work. 😂🔍<br><a href="https://zhero-web-sec.github.io/research-and-things/nextjs-and-the-corrupt-middleware" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">zhero-web-sec.github.io/resear</span><span class="invisible">ch-and-things/nextjs-and-the-corrupt-middleware</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NextJS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NextJS</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Vulnerability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vulnerability</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Middleware" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Middleware</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
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