Pronouncing "Lofi" as "Loaf-y"
Pronouncing "Lofi" as "Loaf-y"
when asked for comment on the rumours, Eze was quoted by the Daily Mail as saying “jesus fucking christ not tottenham are you fucking kidding me” before calling his agent via Siri and leaving the coffee shop in what one onlooker described as “an agitated state” #crystalpalace #epl #football #yikes #shitpost https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/46031477/arsenal-transfer-tottenham-eberechi-eze-crystal-palace
"Guck mal, der da vorne bringt einem Multimeter, Gliedermaßstäbe und Waagen, dann verbeugt er sich."
"Ja, das ist ein Messdiener."
I was cranking my hog to Bubsy BEFORE it was cool.
Me explaining to the tax man that I spent all the profit in my Self-Employed Business on NSFW art of my spike-ball girl OC:
Me after taking ADHD medication and finally earning my PhD in medicine and statistics:
"I am stats-maxxing and medicine-pilled"
A trans person with a vore fetish legally renames themselves Beef because it's what's for dinner.
"This soup is cooked."= Bad Soup
"This soup is cooking." = Good Soup
Any questions?
They can't have MY BRAND
Forgive me father for I have abused AI.
(Again lol. This time for the purposes of trolling/teasing my wife )
I told ChatGPT to create an author profile photo for the book cover and that Dr. Cornelius Ticklestein was a "middle-aged smug looking white man" and boy.. no notes on the author pic
#shitpost #funnymemes #original #funny #fiction #ai
"Aquí no hay influencers", decimos… mientras seguimos a varios.
Hemos catalogado a los reyes no oficiales del Fediverso:
desde Boostlords hasta estrellas locales que son Beyoncé en su instancia
https://tuiter.ovh/guia-no-autorizada-de-influencers-mastodonicos/
(Si te reconoces en la lista… ya eres influencer, aunque lo niegues )