You won't believe what I heard in the latest shared #ClassifiedSignalChat —
1. #Trump has ordered that planning for HIS funeral pageantry must begin immediately.
2. Particular generosity be shown to ensure that his is the most magnificent of all funerals hitherto, and that it clearly upstages that of #PopeFrancis'.
3. #UnitedStates #SecretService must adopt a new uniform that matches the clownish colors of #Vatican security personnel.