I'm going to have a rant about our vacuum cleaner.
I'm doing it here because I know you lot won't laugh at me, judge me or question my life choices
It's a very first world issue - I know that.
Here goes:
Some, or many years ago, She decided we needed a new vacuum cleaner and She knew that a Dyson was absolutely the dog's doodaas. It was expensive, but, honestly, it'd be worth it.
Within a week of having it, She declared it too heavy for her.
Since then I've looked after the vacuuming - which is quite a satisfying job.
But - here goes - Every Bloody Time I use that retched Dyson Vacuum it needs dismantling because there's dirt in one of its 10,000 mysterious crevices. Yes, dirt - what cleaners are meant to deal with.
I swear it spends more time in pieces trying to find the next blockage than vacuuming.
No - I'm not going to replace it - it works when it works, and it's got a very good suck on it, when it's sucking. It'd be a waste to ditch it.
Thanks for listening.