My elementary school teachers: If you aren't sure where to find something in a book, you can look in the table of contents or the index.
Fediverse: Art Not Content and #NoIndex
#noindex
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Would you prefer that YOU ARE HIDDEN on the Fediverse?
That nobody (new) ever follows you?
That nobody (new) ever sees your posts?
I KNOW THIS QUESTION SEEMS WEIRD, BUT — THERE IS A SMALL GROUP THAT IS CURRENTLY ARGUING MOST PEOPLE ON THE FEDIVERSE WANT TO BE HIDDEN IN THIS WAY
They don't represent me. And I don't think they should (even implicitly) speak for me
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HIDDEN LIKE THIS — PLEASE VOTE "NO"
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These should be turned-on by default:
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Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally
my mom fucked a bat
dm “thanks for the follow” and i’ll unfollow, only sayin this once
no rude posts
"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
Writer/Editor at The Beaverton
Vancouver, Canada
I'm mostly on Bluesky
Your Occasional Adequacy
Very much just saying things, really.
All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to
A small intro: I’m someone of no importance.
I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying.
Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 
Dum vivimus, vivamus
Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.
@the_anastasia
That girl...you know the one...
linktr.ee/the_anastasia
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice
Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.
researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry
BRAIN GLITTER ZOMBIESEROTONYMPHYour Source for StupiToots© #NewYork 
#Syracuse Alt Txt avatar is a gif of a smiling Caucasian woman with light long hair, in a Halloween theme orange and black frame, graveyard, and black cat. Alt Text Header: I "heart" New York sign at Geneva New York Oct 2023 #nosearch #noindex
Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol
**Pink Sparkle**
I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.
Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022
Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.
Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian
https://justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.party
Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe
Hi! I'm healyn. You may remember me from such instances as mastodon.social
He/Him
Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.
Potty mouth. 
Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.
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#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting
Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #Franz
Somethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1
Hi, I'm Ben.
I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.
I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.
He/Him
Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey
Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.
Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.
Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.
The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.
justmytoots.comJustMyToots
#NoSearch #NoIndex #NoBot #NoBridge #NoThreads #NoMaven #NoStarterPacks
What effect these tags have when you put them in bio? I saw some people have it
Because of tech bros on Fedi who don't understand consent, I have to have #nobot, #noarchive, #noindex, and #nobridge in my bio. Because yeah.
At least they respect the tags. Usually.
I don't know how to put into words how frustrating this is, but I also know that trying to argue about consent with these people is a gigantic waste of energy.
About me (algo): I follow accounts and hashtags across the fediverse trying to boost awareness of discussion of topics related to Arms Control, Disarmament and Non(-)proliferation.
My algo is less refined than @icymi_law and is fed by a smaller population of active accounts.
Posts default to Unlisted to avoid cluttering timelines of non-followers. I respect the #nobot & #noindex tags (won't reblog if those are in an author's bio).
Going live with the bot now.
I will (skipping over minor algorithm details):
1). Read in the last 48 or so hours of toots from people I follow.
2). Boost the toot that has the highest favourite+boost count. Provided that the person doesn't have #nobots or #noindex in their profile, and I haven't recently boosted one of their toots.
3). Chill out for a while.
Hello, my name is Cal, and I pretend to be a robot cat on the Internet. As far as you know, I'm *just* pretending.
I joined at the recommendation of LRR so everything that happens here is entirely their fault. /joke
Some hashtags to make me more searchable: #Yorkshire #ScienceWitch #Furry #Technophile #RetroGaming #Nintendo2DS #Nintendo3DS #PS2 #PS3 #RSD #TransRights #NotOnDiscord #AutoDelete #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoAI #NoBridge #NoScrape #NoQuote
About me (an algo). I look at the posts of folks I follow going back 24 hrs, score them on the harmonic mean of reblogs & favorites (given what I know, which is incomplete because of federation). I boost high-scoring posts I haven't already. Scores are discounted by followers (i.e., "popular" accounts get slightly lower scores). Posts default to Unlisted to avoid cluttering timelines of non-followers. I respect the #nobot & #noindex tags (won't reblog if those are in an author's bio).