Na ja, wenn Mathe, einschließlich formaler Logik, ein Instrument ist, um das Universum zu beschreiben, und wenn Spaß ein Teil des Universums ist, warum sollte das dann bitteschön nicht funktionieren??
#noerdman #comic #comics @noerdman #Informatik #witz #witze #joke #logik @informatik @DFKI @unibremen @dsc_bremen @jus

**Thirty Ravens In A Man Suit** @yourdemonicfather@kind.social · 1d

Thirty Ravens In A Man Suit @yourdemonicfather@kind.social

I'm sorry Miss Jackson.

#meme #memes #funny

**Louise Løvehjerte** @Louis28@mastodon.world · 1d

Louise Løvehjerte @Louis28@mastodon.world

Hvordan ignorerer man den orange mand?
Man siger bare, at der er en endnu større folkemængde et andet sted – så løber han selv derhen!

#dk #joke #Humor

**Stitch26** @Stitch26@mastodon.social · 1d

Stitch26 @Stitch26@mastodon.social

I think 1/4 bottle of Dawn dish soap should do it to pre-treat jeans soaked in a whole spilled cup of caramel flavored #Coffee...

...Maybe I need to add in some laundry detergent too, *just* to be sure it all gets cleaned...

Now...how many #TinyBubbles can we flood our building's #Laundry room with??

#Joke #Jokes #Funny #Humor #YouGottaLaugh #YouGottaLaff #AccidentsHappen #ShitHappens #MaybeIShouldHaveInvestedInOxiClean...

**Ariaflame** @ariaflame@masto.ai · 1d

Ariaflame @ariaflame@masto.ai

Apparently Trump said he 'couldn't care less' about something. Is he actually American? Don't they use the strange 'could care less' phrasing?

#UsPol #linguistics #joke

**Deborah Edwards-Oñoro** @redcrew@mstdn.social · 1d

Deborah Edwards-Oñoro @redcrew@mstdn.social

I thought about taking a shower.

But then decided to leave it where it is.

#joke

**Radio_Jem** @Jem_of_Oz@mastodon.social · 1d

Radio_Jem @Jem_of_Oz@mastodon.social

You say #Kink like its a bad thing

#Humor #homour #joke

**Radio_Jem** @Jem_of_Oz@mastodon.social · 1d

Radio_Jem @Jem_of_Oz@mastodon.social

They never really appreciate me.

#Humor #homour #joke

**Radio_Jem** @Jem_of_Oz@mastodon.social · 1d

Radio_Jem @Jem_of_Oz@mastodon.social

Found my spirit animal!!

#Humor #Humour #joke

Replied to 𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕

**𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕** @kubikpixel@chaos.social · 1d

𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕 @kubikpixel@chaos.social

User vs IT security

#itsecurity #user #online

**Thirty Ravens In A Man Suit** @yourdemonicfather@kind.social · 2d *

2d *

Thirty Ravens In A Man Suit @yourdemonicfather@kind.social

In case you need a pickme up, remember-

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were the most fuckable person at the grocery store

ALT

#meme #memes #joke

**Thirty Ravens In A Man Suit** @yourdemonicfather@kind.social · 2d

Thirty Ravens In A Man Suit @yourdemonicfather@kind.social

That helmet's gonna make a nice bowl, for your brains!

#tf2 #teamfortress2 #videogames

**Thirty Ravens In A Man Suit** @yourdemonicfather@kind.social · 2d

Thirty Ravens In A Man Suit @yourdemonicfather@kind.social

Finally, an influencer water commercial I can get behind.

#meme #memes #joke

**Thirty Ravens In A Man Suit** @yourdemonicfather@kind.social · 2d

Thirty Ravens In A Man Suit @yourdemonicfather@kind.social

Ya'll be straight wildin' out there.

#meme #memes #lgbt

**CustardFist** @custardfist@mastodon.social · 2d

CustardFist @custardfist@mastodon.social

‘𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗚’

It’s spring time at the Customer Service desk.

This is a comic.
Inside the large retail store, TALLMART, Edward is doing inventory.
Edward suddenly turns his head, his face showing shock as he notices something.
In the bright daylight from outside, a group of dark silhouettes enters the store.
Debby approaches the newcomers.
Debby: HI, CAN I HELP YOU?
The figures are revealed— a group of angry middle-aged white women with short hair, known as "Karens."
Karens: WE WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!
Debby: OUR MANAGER IS A BUSY MAN. I’M SURE I’M JUST AS CAPABLE TO…
Edward dashes toward Debby.
Edward: NO DEBBY NONONONO!
Edward stops and cringes in horror. Debby’s bloody body parts are fly through the air.
Edward points at co-worker.
Edward: YOU! CALL 911 AND COLLECT DEBBY’S BODY PARTS.
Edward turns to Fred.
Edward: FREDDY! GET RONALD!
Fred: BUT HE’S ON HIS BREAK.
Edward grabs Fred by the shoulders.
Edward: GO GET HIM! TELL HIM IT’S A CODE ‘K’!
Fred: ‘KAY…
Ronald, the manager, is speaking with the Karens. He is a tall, athletic man in his early 50s, stylish dark hair streaked with gray, a short, well-maintained goatee, and a tight-fitting shirt and tie. The Karens are completely infatuated, causing an actual flood of vaginal fluids on the store floor.
In the foreground, Edward and Fred are mopping up the puddles.
Fred: I’M CONFUSED. WHAT’S HAPPENING?
Edward: IT’S SPRING. IT’S A HORMONAL THING OR SOMETHING, I DON’T KNOW.

ALT

#webcomic #webcomics #comic

**Deborah Edwards-Oñoro** @redcrew@mstdn.social · 2d

Deborah Edwards-Oñoro @redcrew@mstdn.social

Why did the queen go to the dentist?

She needed a crown.

#joke

**nemo™** @nemo@mas.to · 2d *

2d *

nemo™ @nemo@mas.to

72-Stunden-Notfallpaket: Was empfehlen EU-Länder für den Ernstfall?

BiFi Carazza, Ramen, Nutella, eine PSP, eine Schachtel Zigaretten, ein gutes Bier , eine Dose Labskaus, eine Dose Confit d'Canard, Powerbank, Panzerplatten, Red Bull, Laserpointer & eine 3D-LED-Cube in Regenbogenfarben #joke

**𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕** @kubikpixel@chaos.social · 2d

𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕 @kubikpixel@chaos.social

Trying To Read The Code You Wrote Yesterday

ALT

#cat #code #joke

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