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AnneTheWriter<p>You know you’re getting old when your birthday cake is a fire hazard and your doctor refers you to an Archealogist. </p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/OldAge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OldAge</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/MemoryLoss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MemoryLoss</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Memory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memory</span></a></p>
Humberto<p>My buddy...wanting to play <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dog</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buddy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>buddy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gettingold" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gettingold</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/play" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>play</span></a></p>
Father Enoch<p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Schr%C3%B6dingersWaistline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SchrödingersWaistline</span></a>: </p><p>Too wide to fit your pants comfortably, while also being insufficiently wide enough to hold them up. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ErwinSchr%C3%B6dinger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ErwinSchrödinger</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a></p>
Tim Richards<p>Every so often I'm reading some non-fiction and realise that the 1920s were a century ago, and that comes as a shock. For a long time they seemed about 60-70 years back. </p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a></p>
pejacoby<p>Guy on the news said “I had a blister the size of a half dollar…”</p><p>How many kids know what a “half dollar” is? I do but can’t remember the last time I saw the actual coin… maybe 20 years ago?</p><p>Gonna need some new comparators folks…</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/gettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gettingOld</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/halfDollar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>halfDollar</span></a></p>
Mike 🇬🇧 🇪🇺<p>I think I've been suffering with some sort of heat related illness this afternoon.</p><p>I've had aching arms and legs, a bit of a headache and an upset stomach. I'm also feeling quite weak.<br>I drank quite a lot of fluids, had a packet of salt crisps and damped myself down with a cold wet flannel.</p><p>I'm feeling a bit better, but not quite right. </p><p>Assuming it's not a viral thing - heat related unwell-ness is something that seems to be an increasing problem for me as I get older.<br>I need to be aware of this tendency and try to work out how to mitigate it.</p><p>Take care people.</p><p><a href="https://cupoftea.social/tags/heat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>heat</span></a> <a href="https://cupoftea.social/tags/weather" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weather</span></a> <a href="https://cupoftea.social/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a></p>
Brad Rosenheim<p>Jaws is on AMC to celebrate the 50th anniversary of its release. It is in color. I thought the only movies that were 50 years old had to be black and white...</p><p><a href="https://climatejustice.social/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a><br><a href="https://climatejustice.social/tags/Jaws" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Jaws</span></a><br><a href="https://climatejustice.social/tags/WereGoingToNeedABiggerBoat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WereGoingToNeedABiggerBoat</span></a></p>
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦<p>I’m ‘Where’s my phone?!’ While Holding My Phone years old. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Age" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Age</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OldAge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OldAge</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Aging" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Aging</span></a></p>
Gene Cowan 🏳️‍🌈<p>Every time I wake up I feel like I’m hosting a show called Mucus in the Morning. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a></p>
Nick's world 🌎 👨‍🦯 🗽<p>Part of me wishes I could be a kid again, because I made the mount everest of chicken nuggets and I couldn't even eat half of the plate. <a href="https://caneandable.social/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a></p>
LCKENDRICK<p>Well there goes my 43rd Trip around the sun.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/gettingold" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gettingold</span></a></p>
Nigel<p>Received my "66!" 💩 test - just posted it off - the machine (faux ai?) will probably say, "ALERT!!", "Vegetable Dahnsak detected!!!", "Onion Bajii detected!!!".... red lights a-flashing, traces of smoke from the grills 🤣</p><p><a href="https://musicians.today/tags/gettingold" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gettingold</span></a> <a href="https://musicians.today/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>health</span></a></p>
Alex<p>I'm "my back is blocked after going to the gym" years old today</p><p><a href="https://mountains.social/tags/Old" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Old</span></a> <a href="https://mountains.social/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a></p>
Mike Dolbow<p>I remember when boomers would complain about their short term memory as they got older: "I can't remember why I got up and walked into this room. I had a reason to come here, but can't remember what it was!"</p><p>As a young <a href="https://mapstodon.space/tags/GenX" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GenX</span></a> I rolled my eyes at that, of course.</p><p>But here's me now: "I know I unlocked my phone for a reason, but I can't remember what it is!"<br><a href="https://mapstodon.space/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a></p>
Zeeshan Ali Khan :rust: 🇺🇦<p>teenager kid showing me a book from the 70s: this book is older than you.. **even**. 😿 </p><p><a href="https://toot.cat/tags/gettingold" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gettingold</span></a></p>
Shiri Bailem<p>I'm getting older and I hate it... aging with chronic pain sucks.</p><p>The whole day has been a struggle, struggle to move, struggle to think, struggle to motivate.</p><p>I've still lived my life, but it's moments like how hard it is getting out of bed from a nap, or just how hard it is to get myself to do simple things like putting away the groceries...</p><p>My muscles just don't want to move, and I'm just so tired...</p><p><a href="https://foggyminds.com/search?tag=ChronicPain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ChronicPain</span></a> <a href="https://foggyminds.com/search?tag=GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a></p>
RinHappiness is … when you’re Mum comes for a visit (she lives 500km away) 🤗🌸🤗🌸🤗🌸🤗<br> So great to catch up with her, I’ll see her again in May when I go up to my home town for a wee holiday 🧡<br> I don’t like being in photos, I like being the one taking them 🤭<br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/selfie?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#selfie</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mum?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mum</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/gettingold?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gettingold</a>
CybersecKyle<p>This is going back some years… Daughter is foreground is about to graduate high school is a few month, the other in background, college in the summer. </p><p>Day 44 of <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/365in25" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>365in25</span></a></p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Dad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Dad</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/GirlDad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GirlDad</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Photography</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/365in2025" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>365in2025</span></a></p>
Elen Le Foll 🇫🇷 🇬🇧 🇩🇪<p>I am only now realising that some (many?) undergrads do not understand the concept of sending a file via e-mail because they are so used to files being saved in clouds. It's the first time I've had to explain that, if I send you a file, then you now *own* that file and, if you modify it and then (accidentally) delete it, your version of that file is gone (or in the trash, if you're lucky). <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a></p>
The Gamer's Tavern 🍻<p>Second day in a row of sleeping badly due to cats hogging all the space.</p><p>I'm starting to feel more and more like a Tetris piece. I'm the L. <br>Ouch, my back.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/Tetris" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Tetris</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/Cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Cats</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/GettingOld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GettingOld</span></a></p>
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