Veganism Social

54 posts38 participants11 posts today

JesterAs 007 walked by He heard a wee spider say, 'Hi.' But shaken, he shot It right there on the spot As it tried to explain, 'I'm a spi <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Chickenscratch ComicsLinguistic note: In italian the word used for 'race' Is the same used for 'breed' and, as language shapes the boundaries of our world, the whole "race" distinction may sound weird. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoons</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/onepanelcomics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#onepanelcomics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quadrinhos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quadrinhos</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bd</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comix</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#satire</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#drawing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/racism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#racism</a>

Anthony 🐨🦘🪃🇦🇺🕯🌟🧙‍♂️🇺🇦🇨🇦If you prang a Mercedes Benz, you get a Mercedes Bent. <a href="https://aus.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a>

Metin Seven 🎨<a href="https://graphics.social/tags/3D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#3D</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/CG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CG</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/CGI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CGI</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/graphics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#graphics</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/blender" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#blender</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/Blender3D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Blender3D</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/B3D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#B3D</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/ZBrush" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ZBrush</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/3DCoat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#3DCoat</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/houdini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#houdini</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoon</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fun</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/LOL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LOL</a>

David W. JonesWhat was Batman's original martial art called? Biffbampowiezap.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bad</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

David W. JonesWant to learn how to turn sand into dust? Go pound sand.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bad</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

David W. Jones"Gimme your body. I lost mine somewhere." <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bad</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

David W. Jones20 years ago I had a black belt. Now it's a rust belt. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bad</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

David W. JonesTubi, or not Tubi...That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to court HBO/MAX, or to endure the ads of Amazon Video...<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bad</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Shakespeare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Shakespeare</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/video" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#video</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Hyo CheetiBurdNotePadCheeti has a lotta thoughts that go through his head... Sometimes he just wants to write them down... But then he just gets to thinking again...(Hidden Cheeto Alert!) <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Avali" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Avali</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Furry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Furry</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Dadjoke</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/thoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#thoughts</a>

ClaraWhat the next scoop of the very stable genius and his ketamine clown will be? <a href="https://piaille.fr/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#usa</a> <a href="https://piaille.fr/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#trump</a> <a href="https://piaille.fr/tags/musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#musk</a> <a href="https://piaille.fr/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Maho Pacheco 🦝🍻For legal reasons I am forced to say this is a joke. <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/legal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#legal</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Stuff I foundJust some <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/humour?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> to get you through the <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Sunday?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sunday</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/heavymetal?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#heavymetal</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/deathmetal?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#deathmetal</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/blackmetal?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#blackmetal</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/metal?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#metal</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/music?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#music</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/art?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/joke?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/funny?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/parody?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parody</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/satire?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#satire</a>

CustardFist‘𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟴𝟴’ ⚔A random dumb joke to (hopefully) light your path to happiness. 🌞<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webcomic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#webcomic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webcomics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#webcomics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comicstrip" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comicstrip</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comicstrips" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comicstrips</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/custardfist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#custardfist</a>

Deborah Edwards-OñoroSaturn’s name is the best in our solar system.It has a nice ring to it.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Rod2ik 🇪🇺 🇨🇵 🇪🇸 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇩🇰 🇬🇱<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Make" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Make</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/America" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#America</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Danish" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Danish</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Again" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Again</a>! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MADA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MADA</a> ( <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> , just saying.. you can never know these days..)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Denmark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Denmark</a> discovered <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/America" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#America</a>...<a href="https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEkm9w3MhWN/?igsh=d3N0Z2dkc29ocW5l" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEkm9w3MhWN/?igsh=d3N0Z2dkc29ocW5l</a>

Chickenscratch ComicsMastodon users are an exception ;) <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoons</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#drawing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quadrinhos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quadrinhos</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BD</a>

Chickenscratch Comics<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/decisions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#decisions</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nostalgia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nostalgia</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoons</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BD</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bds</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quadrinhos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quadrinhos</a>

CustardFist‘𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑶𝑪𝑶𝑳’ 😻👨👩Dealing with your new partner’s pet. 🤷‍♂️<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webcomic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#webcomic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webcomics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#webcomics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comicstrip" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comicstrip</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comicstrips" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comicstrips</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/custardfist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#custardfist</a>

Deborah Edwards-OñoroIt's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Recent searches

Search options

Administered by:

Server stats:

#joke