#ElongatedMuskrat
Ahora los economistas saben cómo se sintieron los científicos cuando
él dijo "inyecte lejía"
#Midlifecrisis
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DOGE is committing Crimes Against Humanity.
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The #ElongatedMuskrat trashed the protesters attacking #Tesla vehicles & dealerships and (verbally) attacking him *personally*, saying he "thought these people 'on the Left' were supposed to be known for their #Empathy?"
The (network? Local?) news last night reported that many of the people arrested for damaging Tesla vehicles were in fact T**** SUPPORTERS who worked for the government only to be laid off by #Musk without cause or warning. 
#ItsExactlyWhoYouThoughtItWouldBe
@AnnaAnthro
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:
A man who owes much of his vast fortune to government contracts paying his private companies (#SpaceX, #Tesla, #Starlink, #Neurolink, even X now) thinks the PRIVATE company known as #Amtrak needs to be "privatized" so that it is forced to compete for its gov't contracts?
Do I have that right? 
#LordHelpUs #TooStupidForPolitics #ElongatedMuskrat
@byteseu
"Let me explain then: Turns out, when you fire 7,000 people and celebrate by waiving around a chainsaw and tossing out a few #Nazi salutes, people get angry." - JimmyKimmel responding to the #ElongatedMuskrat #DogeBag
@SteveThompson
The #ElongatedMuskrat's obsession with the letter 'X' is bizarre (and childish.)
He made sure one of the #Tesla models would be 'X" by using the model versions "S3XY".
He renamed Twitter to 'X'.
(Re)Named his rocket company "SpaceX".
Named his first child a string of symbols that he now calls "Little-X" and his second child (a girl) "Exa". He has 13 kids (a 14th child died of SIDS), one of which has the middle name "Alexandria".
And now, "xAI". 
@GottaLaff
Back when The #ElongatedMuskrat blew an absurd $44B buying #Twitter (only to then drive it into the ground), I started predicting #MuskWillBeBankruptInADecade.
He's well on his way (and why he's using his power as #DonnieDumbass' Svengali to lock in some contracts to ensure those gov't dollars keep rolling in long after #DonTheCon is gone.)
https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5182848-musks-spacex-confirms-starlink-lease-agreement-with-faa/
@wdlindsy
Krugman is apparently unaware that T**** & The #ElongatedMuskrat didn't suddenly TURN "stark raving mad". They've ALWAYS been BSC.
T**** was NEVER a successful or even "clever" businessman. He has ALWAYS been A CONMAN with a history of ripping people off. Golden sneakers & NFTs.
Musk (with Asperger's) has 13 kids from 3 (4?) different women b/c he thinks he has "superior jeans" and wants to spread them throughout the population. What population? The one he hopes to start on #Mars.
@thecommongreen
Rachel #Maddow reporting last night that The #ElongatedMuskrat wants to install his "Starlink" as the backbone of the entire FAA/airlines communication system.
Imagine something so massive entirely dependent upon his one company long after #DonnieDumbass leaves office.
Not only would it mean BILLIONS in profits for his failing private company in perpetuity, but he has already threatened #Poland & #Ukraine that how he can turn it off on a whim.
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-puts-u-s-at-risk-with-increasing-reliance-on-musk-and-starlink-234049093674